Monday, September 7, 2009
things you only heard about but never experienced
yeaps... i didn't expect to laugh so hard on Monday in office.
Started off with a vendor from *ahem* event management company came to present ideas for my company's annual dinner and I happen to be part of the organizing committee.
Things were looking alright till it came to the part where the vendor suppose to show a sample clip of a performance...
then it came... *AHHHH*UNGHHH*
my senses were assaulted with a 'muffin' straddling on top a 'sausage' and choking the daylights out of the poor 'sausage'. and the tip of the 'sausage' had some 'mayo' already.... go figure
it took me awhile to figure that the entire room was shown a clip of some porn stashed in the vendor's laptop, which he inadvertently displayed to all of us in the room's big screen. When realization hits me, I tried OH-SO-HARD to suppress my laughter after a lady colleague let release 'OH MY GOD!' when she realized what was it as well... I had to bite deep into my lips and stare out of the window and think of horrible things of humanity to keep myself from rolling on the floor...
after a few awkward minutes... the presentation ended and we ushered them out of the office. right away me and another colleague ran into an empty room, shut the door, and starting screaming and pealing with laughter. LOLOL it was entertaining while it last
I hope the guy won't kill himself over this... hey, it happens to the best of us
LOL
Started off with a vendor from *ahem* event management company came to present ideas for my company's annual dinner and I happen to be part of the organizing committee.
Things were looking alright till it came to the part where the vendor suppose to show a sample clip of a performance...
then it came... *AHHHH*UNGHHH*
my senses were assaulted with a 'muffin' straddling on top a 'sausage' and choking the daylights out of the poor 'sausage'. and the tip of the 'sausage' had some 'mayo' already.... go figure
it took me awhile to figure that the entire room was shown a clip of some porn stashed in the vendor's laptop, which he inadvertently displayed to all of us in the room's big screen. When realization hits me, I tried OH-SO-HARD to suppress my laughter after a lady colleague let release 'OH MY GOD!' when she realized what was it as well... I had to bite deep into my lips and stare out of the window and think of horrible things of humanity to keep myself from rolling on the floor...
after a few awkward minutes... the presentation ended and we ushered them out of the office. right away me and another colleague ran into an empty room, shut the door, and starting screaming and pealing with laughter. LOLOL it was entertaining while it last
I hope the guy won't kill himself over this... hey, it happens to the best of us
LOL
hohoho
okay no more depressing black layout... man, the blogspot template sucks big time. Wish they could do more to update and introduce new templates.
News flash! My mom stops telling me to eat more... which literally means I'm fat. DAMN IT!
Thinking of what to update on my blog... any ideas?
News flash! My mom stops telling me to eat more... which literally means I'm fat. DAMN IT!
Thinking of what to update on my blog... any ideas?
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Look what I found yesterday!
:D
I'll be damned... I didn't know I can restore the colour of my nipples!!! Now I could do so much more and never have to worry!!!AND
it's just for RM 42.88!
I sure hope it comes with discount, I'll be stocking up the next time around
I wonder if it comes in blue colour mmmmm
LOL
Do they even do a survey before coming out with such product????
Saturday, June 6, 2009
8 jugs of beer
For privacy of the individuals involved... I shall refer the other 3 guys with me that night as Flirty, Handsome, and Funky.
This is another one of those nights we decided to murder ourselves by ordering 8 jugs of beer between 4 of us. Its a pity we don't have pictures to go around. I was partially to blame as I was wearing shorts and admission to Bamboo wasn't allowed as the rest of the guys are raring to go and hunt for scantily dressed ladies inside Bamboo. Thus, after a good 3 rounds around the corridors of TTDI Plaza, we decided to settle another nearby club. Apparently, according to Flirty, the waitresses in the club would sit along with customers for a chat and participate in any hank-panky would ensue given the right incentives.
So we grab ourselves a table and order 2 jugs of beer. While waiting for Funky, Flirty was explaining to us how should be go about in getting a waitress to serve us. lol. I thought it was quite amusing as I was only there for a good drink. So the first glass I finished it in a gulp. Soon after, we found that the beer wasn't enough later on. So I decided to order another 4 jugs of beer.
After many a rounds of a game called 3 Lanes. We ARE sufficiently treading clouds. I shall not elaborate further on the process.
I'm not sure how it came to an agreement to order another 2 jugs of beer on top of our 6 jugs. When we hit the 7th jug... we we're wondering how on earth we're gonna finish the final jug. Personally, I have never suffer this much drinking beer alone. This isn't worth it guys.
I had my hands full that night...
Funky was complaining the amount of beer that we ordered
Handsome was sitting and closing his eyes and totally in his own world.
Flirty was giving me lectures on business, AND, pulling his romeo tricks on couple of the waitresses.
Flirty was a strong man, he didn't admit he was drunk till he tried to get off the chair but succeeded only in tipping the table and consequently, tipping 2 glasses of beer over Handsome and Funky. LOL. I think "someone" up there helped us that night by wasting some alcohol. Otherwise... we would be lying on the streets that night.
After that spilling incident, Flirty went into a passive mode and repeatedly chant that he wants to go home. After I sent Flirty back, I met up with the other two for normal drinks to sober up. By then, the effects of beer started to kick into Handsome and he was burying his face in his hands.
In the end, everyone was back safely and I was content after I finally got my fix on beer... although it was wee bit too much. That night brought me memories of my single hood days. As I absentmindedly play with the promise ring around my finger, I'm glad I still can wake up and meet the love of my life the next day.
This is another one of those nights we decided to murder ourselves by ordering 8 jugs of beer between 4 of us. Its a pity we don't have pictures to go around. I was partially to blame as I was wearing shorts and admission to Bamboo wasn't allowed as the rest of the guys are raring to go and hunt for scantily dressed ladies inside Bamboo. Thus, after a good 3 rounds around the corridors of TTDI Plaza, we decided to settle another nearby club. Apparently, according to Flirty, the waitresses in the club would sit along with customers for a chat and participate in any hank-panky would ensue given the right incentives.
So we grab ourselves a table and order 2 jugs of beer. While waiting for Funky, Flirty was explaining to us how should be go about in getting a waitress to serve us. lol. I thought it was quite amusing as I was only there for a good drink. So the first glass I finished it in a gulp. Soon after, we found that the beer wasn't enough later on. So I decided to order another 4 jugs of beer.
After many a rounds of a game called 3 Lanes. We ARE sufficiently treading clouds. I shall not elaborate further on the process.
I'm not sure how it came to an agreement to order another 2 jugs of beer on top of our 6 jugs. When we hit the 7th jug... we we're wondering how on earth we're gonna finish the final jug. Personally, I have never suffer this much drinking beer alone. This isn't worth it guys.
I had my hands full that night...
Funky was complaining the amount of beer that we ordered
Handsome was sitting and closing his eyes and totally in his own world.
Flirty was giving me lectures on business, AND, pulling his romeo tricks on couple of the waitresses.
Flirty was a strong man, he didn't admit he was drunk till he tried to get off the chair but succeeded only in tipping the table and consequently, tipping 2 glasses of beer over Handsome and Funky. LOL. I think "someone" up there helped us that night by wasting some alcohol. Otherwise... we would be lying on the streets that night.
After that spilling incident, Flirty went into a passive mode and repeatedly chant that he wants to go home. After I sent Flirty back, I met up with the other two for normal drinks to sober up. By then, the effects of beer started to kick into Handsome and he was burying his face in his hands.
In the end, everyone was back safely and I was content after I finally got my fix on beer... although it was wee bit too much. That night brought me memories of my single hood days. As I absentmindedly play with the promise ring around my finger, I'm glad I still can wake up and meet the love of my life the next day.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
"Don't have to do work la, you're leaving soon anyway."
What the hell does that mean? I've been hearing this dumb comment almost everyday... thanks for reminding me, you buffoons! I should know best when it comes to this since I wrote the letter and I threw it in... SO, please spare your feeble attempt to strike up conversations... it only serves to annoy me and shows how inept of you to hold a decent conversation. Plus, I'm not as lazy as you people out there.
on a side note,
I know some of you are downright jealous... Don't think I can't pick that tone when you're slurring through your fuckface. Who are you to think you're better than me? IF that's the attitude you carry around, I should be saying this,
"Suck it up and face it, I'm better than you period."
on a side note,
I know some of you are downright jealous... Don't think I can't pick that tone when you're slurring through your fuckface. Who are you to think you're better than me? IF that's the attitude you carry around, I should be saying this,
"Suck it up and face it, I'm better than you period."
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
fats fats go away!
noooooooooooooooooooo!!! im beginning to look like a piece of fat lump in a pot of bakutteh!!!
largest circumference at waist = 32 inches
largest circumference at biceps = 12 inches
argh!!!
to be checked again next month... hopefully my beer belly would go away and my arms to grow bigger... kekeke
working life without discipline = fat douche
largest circumference at waist = 32 inches
largest circumference at biceps = 12 inches
argh!!!
to be checked again next month... hopefully my beer belly would go away and my arms to grow bigger... kekeke
working life without discipline = fat douche
Thursday, October 30, 2008
random things you normally wouldn't see
Unidentified white substance spillage onto Jln Tun Razak/Sg. Besi interchange.
I don't know why i reached for my phone and took this picture while i was driving.
Probably I'm just pissed this kinda shit have to happen during the rush hour.
and to capture their misery in a picture LOL *evils*
Too bad this isn't drugs (i think?)
Or we would have amphetamine-fueled-angry-drivers on the road :D
Improvise, improvise, improvise...
Another practical usage of masking tape... wa lahhh parfeck!
I don't know why i reached for my phone and took this picture while i was driving.
Probably I'm just pissed this kinda shit have to happen during the rush hour.
and to capture their misery in a picture LOL *evils*
Too bad this isn't drugs (i think?)
Or we would have amphetamine-fueled-angry-drivers on the road :D
Improvise, improvise, improvise...
Another practical usage of masking tape... wa lahhh parfeck!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Hi stranger...
Why do you stand ahead of me?
Why do you eclipse me all the time?
Should I thank you for shielding me away from the light?...
Should I draw enjoyment from your protection you so kindly offered to me?...
You cast your dark shadow against me...
I despise that...
and I hate you.
Yet, I would not ask you to leave...
because,
I know one day you will be standing in my shadow.
Revenge will be sweet.
Why do you stand ahead of me?
Why do you eclipse me all the time?
Should I thank you for shielding me away from the light?...
Should I draw enjoyment from your protection you so kindly offered to me?...
You cast your dark shadow against me...
I despise that...
and I hate you.
Yet, I would not ask you to leave...
because,
I know one day you will be standing in my shadow.
Revenge will be sweet.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
graduation day
1030
Chased by alarm clock in dreams
1100
Snoozed 3 times. Got up and walked to computer
1105
Chats with dearest
1106
Webcam
1140
Bathe and washed up
1155
Preparing while my dearest continues to stare at me
1215
Left home after saying goodbye to dearest
1230
Parked my car and gave tienlong a call
1235
Looking lost in Sunway hotel lobby. Saw adrian and carol (the couple)
1240
Queueing up for the ceremony gown and 4-edged hat
1305
Called melvin and complained about the length of the queue and warned him to be early.
Couple in front of me giggles from overhearing my conversation
1310
Fed up with the chain of humans, went in front and chat with eu gene, kon, tien long, kelly, siu ken, jee wei, kelvin, etc. Cut the queue.
1320
Got my stuff finally!Saw julie and had a short talk.
1340
Paid RM450 for the damn photographs. Saw many unhappy faces cuz their advance booking was ignored
1400
Met with kitwai, melvin, cheeming, suwandi, melanie, yvonne, carrine, chek weng, christine etc
1435
Saw a lady carrying a bell ringing and walking around to get graduates inside the ballroom
1436
Don't wanna go in yet before 3pm
1445
Got in anyway and sat down on designated seat. Certificate pick-up routine was taught within 3 minutes
1455
Opening speech. We were talking too btw and camwhoring.
1515
First certificate was passed out. Loud clappings.
1520
nth number of certificate: sparse clappings except for best students
1530
My turn with me smelling cheeming's ass and wei hong smelling mine. I screwed the entire routine up: I didn't tip the hat towards the chancellor. Shook his hand, took my cert, and lifted both my hands towards the crowd. my 5 second of fame ahhhh LOL. almost missed shaking the hand of the 2nd fella...forgot what's his position anyway. went down the stairs while the crowd laughed at my antics.
1545
Closing speech. I had my eyes closed and my head on the back rest.
1600
Camwhore around
1615
elaine, amanda and kat arrived with something. opened my card by my dearest. felt sad. and elaine was recording. elaine passed me a bag, inside the bag was a graduation 'me to you' teddy bear from dearest. felt lagi sad. dearest called and wished. took some pictures with them (appreciate it girls! thanks for coming all the way there)
1625
Went to an impromptu ceremony of receiving award certificate and cheque for the best engineering students. took picture with ju liang(best in mechanical) and jiun yan(best in ecs)
1635
Walked around and camwhore more. Had a few of the sandwiches in the refreshment area.
1700
Starts the long wait for photography session which i paid for earlier (lets not get into details here)
1830
Done with the paid photoshoots. Camwhore with family in the lobby.
1900
Returned the gown. Feeling exhausted.
1930
Lepaking with cheeming. Took a breather.
2030
Walked with cheeming to sunway pyramid and met with suwandi, melanie, and chun yih.
2035
had dinner in carl's jr. ordered the biggest salad dinner i've ever had in my life.never gonna order that again LOL
2100
Walked around pyramid
2130
Walked back to hotel while waiting to go MOS. Light chatting.
2200
Saw jasmine who joined us with kitwai for the night.Entered MOS and got ourselves a bottle.
2215
Shifted table to the one nearer to ladies restroom thanks to suggestion from jasmine (yeah i know!)
2220
Suwandi spilled a cup of chivas. kena scolded.
2225
took the first picture in MOS
2230
took the first glass of chivas with the gang
2240
went out for a talk with paul
2250
went to the dance floor after deciding its time for us to populate the empty dance floor
1115
with bunch of friends, invited another bunch of girls which we dont know to join us for dance, which they did. Saw alex deo
1125
That was the last time I looked at the time and the last shred of memory i have for that night.
So i'm gonna tell you what apparently happen to me according to my friends:
i got pissed high but i looked fine to my friends. i responded how sern liang would have. the girls we dance with came back and looked towards my direction to attract my attention but paul said i ignored them totally. so they got pissed and left. then i went back to dance floor and when i came back, i took someone else's bottle of chivas and wanted to drink from it. they insisted that it was theirs and i insisted that i wanna drink (it was theirs by the way), my friends pulled me away and out of the club and sat me outside the lounge/walkway. chunyih passed me water and i commented that it was vodka. i slept on the chair. that's when they got the idea to start camwhoring with me after planting the cigarette in my mouth and beer bottle in my hand. we adjourned to darus in subang and i was still walking and i ordered nasi goreng. when the nasi goreng came, i slept. we left darus and the nasi goreng was untouched. i got sent to pauls place and they rested me on the couch.
1300
Its sunday. And I woke up and found myself in pauls place with a note saying that he's out with julie's family. I let myself out of his house. Drove back. Washed up. and got back to bed.
Chased by alarm clock in dreams
1100
Snoozed 3 times. Got up and walked to computer
1105
Chats with dearest
1106
Webcam
1140
Bathe and washed up
1155
Preparing while my dearest continues to stare at me
1215
Left home after saying goodbye to dearest
1230
Parked my car and gave tienlong a call
1235
Looking lost in Sunway hotel lobby. Saw adrian and carol (the couple)
1240
Queueing up for the ceremony gown and 4-edged hat
1305
Called melvin and complained about the length of the queue and warned him to be early.
Couple in front of me giggles from overhearing my conversation
1310
Fed up with the chain of humans, went in front and chat with eu gene, kon, tien long, kelly, siu ken, jee wei, kelvin, etc. Cut the queue.
1320
Got my stuff finally!Saw julie and had a short talk.
1340
Paid RM450 for the damn photographs. Saw many unhappy faces cuz their advance booking was ignored
1400
Met with kitwai, melvin, cheeming, suwandi, melanie, yvonne, carrine, chek weng, christine etc
1435
Saw a lady carrying a bell ringing and walking around to get graduates inside the ballroom
1436
Don't wanna go in yet before 3pm
1445
Got in anyway and sat down on designated seat. Certificate pick-up routine was taught within 3 minutes
1455
Opening speech. We were talking too btw and camwhoring.
1515
First certificate was passed out. Loud clappings.
1520
nth number of certificate: sparse clappings except for best students
1530
My turn with me smelling cheeming's ass and wei hong smelling mine. I screwed the entire routine up: I didn't tip the hat towards the chancellor. Shook his hand, took my cert, and lifted both my hands towards the crowd. my 5 second of fame ahhhh LOL. almost missed shaking the hand of the 2nd fella...forgot what's his position anyway. went down the stairs while the crowd laughed at my antics.
1545
Closing speech. I had my eyes closed and my head on the back rest.
1600
Camwhore around
1615
elaine, amanda and kat arrived with something. opened my card by my dearest. felt sad. and elaine was recording. elaine passed me a bag, inside the bag was a graduation 'me to you' teddy bear from dearest. felt lagi sad. dearest called and wished. took some pictures with them (appreciate it girls! thanks for coming all the way there)
1625
Went to an impromptu ceremony of receiving award certificate and cheque for the best engineering students. took picture with ju liang(best in mechanical) and jiun yan(best in ecs)
1635
Walked around and camwhore more. Had a few of the sandwiches in the refreshment area.
1700
Starts the long wait for photography session which i paid for earlier (lets not get into details here)
1830
Done with the paid photoshoots. Camwhore with family in the lobby.
1900
Returned the gown. Feeling exhausted.
1930
Lepaking with cheeming. Took a breather.
2030
Walked with cheeming to sunway pyramid and met with suwandi, melanie, and chun yih.
2035
had dinner in carl's jr. ordered the biggest salad dinner i've ever had in my life.never gonna order that again LOL
2100
Walked around pyramid
2130
Walked back to hotel while waiting to go MOS. Light chatting.
2200
Saw jasmine who joined us with kitwai for the night.Entered MOS and got ourselves a bottle.
2215
Shifted table to the one nearer to ladies restroom thanks to suggestion from jasmine (yeah i know!)
2220
Suwandi spilled a cup of chivas. kena scolded.
2225
took the first picture in MOS
2230
took the first glass of chivas with the gang
2240
went out for a talk with paul
2250
went to the dance floor after deciding its time for us to populate the empty dance floor
1115
with bunch of friends, invited another bunch of girls which we dont know to join us for dance, which they did. Saw alex deo
1125
That was the last time I looked at the time and the last shred of memory i have for that night.
So i'm gonna tell you what apparently happen to me according to my friends:
i got pissed high but i looked fine to my friends. i responded how sern liang would have. the girls we dance with came back and looked towards my direction to attract my attention but paul said i ignored them totally. so they got pissed and left. then i went back to dance floor and when i came back, i took someone else's bottle of chivas and wanted to drink from it. they insisted that it was theirs and i insisted that i wanna drink (it was theirs by the way), my friends pulled me away and out of the club and sat me outside the lounge/walkway. chunyih passed me water and i commented that it was vodka. i slept on the chair. that's when they got the idea to start camwhoring with me after planting the cigarette in my mouth and beer bottle in my hand. we adjourned to darus in subang and i was still walking and i ordered nasi goreng. when the nasi goreng came, i slept. we left darus and the nasi goreng was untouched. i got sent to pauls place and they rested me on the couch.
1300
Its sunday. And I woke up and found myself in pauls place with a note saying that he's out with julie's family. I let myself out of his house. Drove back. Washed up. and got back to bed.
Monday, September 1, 2008
happy birthday my dearest
dearest love,happy birthday to you...
although this isn't a wish for mine to make
i have a couple in my mind right now
wish i could smile and laugh, right there with you
wish i could give u a warm hug and sniff your sweet scent
wish i could stand by your side like im supposed to when u needed me most
wish i could give u another kiss while you're giggling away
and most of all...
wish i can whisper into your ear...
"happy birthday darling...
i love you..."
*hugssss*
Sunday, August 24, 2008
one of the reason i love this girl :)
Sunday night and I was pasting some one-liner jokes to cheer dearest up from the mood she's in, here's how the conversation went:
=_=" she's great isn't she LOL
sernliang says:
this is a one liner
sernliang says:
I married Miss Right. I just didn''t know her first name was Always.
..:: sueann ::.. says:
i shall change my name to Sue Right
..:: sueann ::.. says:
sue ALWAYS right
..:: sueann ::.. says:
surname Right
..:: sueann ::.. says:
middle name Always
..:: sueann ::.. says:
first mane Sue
sernliang says:
u married dy then
sernliang says:
then u stuck with
..:: sueann ::.. says:
no
.:: sueann ::.. says:
then i marry a guy with surname Hot
=_=" she's great isn't she LOL
...
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
best things in life are for free
to the girl in the picture... i don't know whether i ever do something before which made your day; but today, or more likely this week, wasn't that great to me... but just by having a look at you, you've manage to made mine. home is where your heart is... and i'm looking at home right now... it brings me the warm fuzzy feeling to know that you cared, though your mind is now pre-occupied with something which is more important right now. all the best in your test dearest. hugs~...
Sunday, July 6, 2008
smile! you're on camera!
have u ever seen anyone this happy while reading for assignment?
Kenneth Tan - modern day ah-pek, reading while drinking 2 cups of black coffee without sugar at 1am in the morning
Kenneth Tan - modern day ah-pek, reading while drinking 2 cups of black coffee without sugar at 1am in the morningSunday, June 8, 2008
my gf + exam + sickness = unbridled violence ... adui
just as i completed the post below... this came along ><
sernliang says:
u will kill me arh babyyy
..:: sueann ::.. says:
yes i will weiii
..:: sueann ::.. says:
then youre gonna keep thinking i'm always nagging youu
..:: sueann ::.. says:
then we're gonna fight like ww3
..:: sueann ::.. says:
wats worse!
..:: sueann ::.. says:
later throw pots and pans
sernliang says:
hehehe
sernliang says:
ill show u my kungfu later
sernliang says:
dodge all the pots and pans
..:: sueann ::.. says:
chehhhhhh
. .:: sueann ::.. says:
later you dodge dodge dodge
..:: sueann ::.. says:
one hair dryer come from the center
ganas-nyer... LOL
sernliang says:
u will kill me arh babyyy
..:: sueann ::.. says:
yes i will weiii
..:: sueann ::.. says:
then youre gonna keep thinking i'm always nagging youu
..:: sueann ::.. says:
then we're gonna fight like ww3
..:: sueann ::.. says:
wats worse!
..:: sueann ::.. says:
later throw pots and pans
sernliang says:
hehehe
sernliang says:
ill show u my kungfu later
sernliang says:
dodge all the pots and pans
..:: sueann ::.. says:
chehhhhhh
. .:: sueann ::.. says:
later you dodge dodge dodge
..:: sueann ::.. says:
one hair dryer come from the center
ganas-nyer... LOL
...
a letter to you
dearest love,i thought my life was complete
i thought my smile was the widest
i thought i had it all...
living life being single and enjoying it
fooling around without prior thought of consequences
'i don't need anyone', said myself
how selfish i was
how blissfully ignorant i was
indulging in man-made sins
spoiling myself to bits
this was before i met you...
you brought me into your world
unknown yet exciting...
filled with crazy antics, random cravings, and carefree spirit
thank you for pulling my smile even wider
your embrace
your kisses
your little meaningful lift-me-ups
your life
thank you for sharing it all with me...
i am forever in-debt with you...
i love you, truly...
yours,
my heart
...
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
fuel price increases... again ( ... what do you expect from our beloved government )
40% hike in oil prices can translate into many things...
which leads to various interpretations by the opportunists/cut throat dealers such as:
10% increase in price for milo ais
10% increase in price for the chicken rice
10% increase in your wantan mee
blablabla... whats new
sigh... on a brighter side of things... hehe, i just wanna blog about my small achievement today. Immediately after my dinner, I went straight out like any kiasu Malaysians would do to fill my car with petrol. Mind you, this is the first time I am doing this just to see how bad the congestion was due to the petrol hike. And guess what, its terrible. Just as soon as i saw the amount of cars, I thought... the hell with it... I'm not gonna wait hours for a tank of cheap petrol which I STILL HAVE TO PAY. So naturally i just took the fast lane and wanted to go back home... and feel stupid about myself.
However, right before i manage to pass by the station completely... I saw an opening to cut the queue. *GRINS :D:D* naturally... i swerved my car across two lanes and went against the direction of the outgoing cars of the petrol station. hahahaha. talk about kiasu...
attn: dangerous/bitchy drive in red on diagram above
and of course... i felt pretty smug about myself... sigh... sorry LOSERS... lol ( i feel like a total bitch today lol)
which leads to various interpretations by the opportunists/cut throat dealers such as:
10% increase in price for milo ais
10% increase in price for the chicken rice
10% increase in your wantan mee
blablabla... whats new
sigh... on a brighter side of things... hehe, i just wanna blog about my small achievement today. Immediately after my dinner, I went straight out like any kiasu Malaysians would do to fill my car with petrol. Mind you, this is the first time I am doing this just to see how bad the congestion was due to the petrol hike. And guess what, its terrible. Just as soon as i saw the amount of cars, I thought... the hell with it... I'm not gonna wait hours for a tank of cheap petrol which I STILL HAVE TO PAY. So naturally i just took the fast lane and wanted to go back home... and feel stupid about myself.
However, right before i manage to pass by the station completely... I saw an opening to cut the queue. *GRINS :D:D* naturally... i swerved my car across two lanes and went against the direction of the outgoing cars of the petrol station. hahahaha. talk about kiasu...
attn: dangerous/bitchy drive in red on diagram aboveand of course... i felt pretty smug about myself... sigh... sorry LOSERS... lol ( i feel like a total bitch today lol)
...
Saturday, May 24, 2008
se7en
tagged by somebody who likes to call me monkey :P
7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1) i weigh in constant at about 60kg since college
2) i was called the shitboy for a certain period of time cuz of i love going to toilet to drop cargo in the sea, especially before sitting for exams
3) rarely consume vegetables
4) misses university life right now
5) never fail to dream whenever i fall asleep
6) i have a birth mark on my right hand
7) and i'm a leftie
7 THINGS THAT SCARES ME:
1) AIDS
2) torn nails
3) worms coming out my butt
4) failure and losing (kiasu :D)
5) losing people close to me
6) left in a situation where i have to choose between 2 or more loved ones
7) passing out
7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:
1) 4 am forever - lost prophets
2) adagio for strings - dj tiesto
3) beauty hides in deep - van buuren
4) so close - john mclaughin
5) nessun dorma - paul potts
6) built to last - melee
7) qing hua qi - jay chou ( ... yeah i know)
7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
1) heys
2) bloody hell, bitch
3) yessss!!!!
4) huh?
5) okay... (sarcastic tone)
6) excuse me, where's the restroom?
7) don't make me kick your ass
7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST:
1) my family
2) everything about me
3) goh sue-ann
4) my friends
5) my home
6) my car (it gets me around)
7) my ability to love unconditionally again
7 “FIRST TIME” THINGS I EVER DID:
1) wall climbing (got over my slight fear of height)
2) involve in a major accident driving my friend's car
3) puke nonstop till i thought i'm gonna pass out
4) passing out followed by chipping my spectacles, puke on my friends, being dragged out of club, to the drain, out of drain into a cab, out of cab and into friend's toilet, and hosed down with water
5) substance abuse
6) being chased by 2 dogs (they collided with each other when i gave up running and turn around to fight with them LOL)
7) dropped into the drain trying to save the basketball from going in the drain
mmm isn't everything u did before, there's a first time? lol oh well...
7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:
1) sue-ann love
2) kenneth
3) yvonne
4) larnee
5) iqram
6) elaine loke
7) joy
7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1) i weigh in constant at about 60kg since college
2) i was called the shitboy for a certain period of time cuz of i love going to toilet to drop cargo in the sea, especially before sitting for exams
3) rarely consume vegetables
4) misses university life right now
5) never fail to dream whenever i fall asleep
6) i have a birth mark on my right hand
7) and i'm a leftie
7 THINGS THAT SCARES ME:
1) AIDS
2) torn nails
3) worms coming out my butt
4) failure and losing (kiasu :D)
5) losing people close to me
6) left in a situation where i have to choose between 2 or more loved ones
7) passing out
7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:
1) 4 am forever - lost prophets
2) adagio for strings - dj tiesto
3) beauty hides in deep - van buuren
4) so close - john mclaughin
5) nessun dorma - paul potts
6) built to last - melee
7) qing hua qi - jay chou ( ... yeah i know)
7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
1) heys
2) bloody hell, bitch
3) yessss!!!!
4) huh?
5) okay... (sarcastic tone)
6) excuse me, where's the restroom?
7) don't make me kick your ass
7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST:
1) my family
2) everything about me
3) goh sue-ann
4) my friends
5) my home
6) my car (it gets me around)
7) my ability to love unconditionally again
7 “FIRST TIME” THINGS I EVER DID:
1) wall climbing (got over my slight fear of height)
2) involve in a major accident driving my friend's car
3) puke nonstop till i thought i'm gonna pass out
4) passing out followed by chipping my spectacles, puke on my friends, being dragged out of club, to the drain, out of drain into a cab, out of cab and into friend's toilet, and hosed down with water
5) substance abuse
6) being chased by 2 dogs (they collided with each other when i gave up running and turn around to fight with them LOL)
7) dropped into the drain trying to save the basketball from going in the drain
mmm isn't everything u did before, there's a first time? lol oh well...
7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:
1) sue-ann love
2) kenneth
3) yvonne
4) larnee
5) iqram
6) elaine loke
7) joy
...
Sunday, May 18, 2008
grossest/funniest lyrics... ok probably 90% its just gross
hahaha thanks to the chat i had with elaine, she singled out this damned lyrics... which left me super-curious... so i kinda like google it to look at the entire lyrics for the song...
here's a sample of it HAHA... warning! not for the faint-hearted... i guess it wudnt stop u from reading on anyway... hahahah
I Never Want To Leave You
Cuz I Like The Way You Do It To Me
How You Lick Down Low How You Put It On Me
Taste My Candy Rain Candy Cane
Drip Drop Good To The Last Drop Baby Talk To Me
Tell Me How It Feels Daddy Do You Like That?
You Like The Way My P*ssy Smell? You Got Me So Wet
D*ck Growin In My P*ssy And I Like That
When I Throw It Throw It Back
Catch My Rhythm Baby
Rock With Me Cum With Me Suck This P*ssy Baby
I Love What You Doin To Me Bout To Go Crazy
How You Suckin On My P*ssy Like A Chicken Bone
You Aint Never Going Home Cuz I Want You
And I Know My P*ssy Better Than Yo Bitch Too
And Imma Gonna Sure You Never Want To Go Home
Cuz Imma Blow On Yo D*ck Like A Saxophone
Now Come And Get It Here I Come
for more of that crap... click here
note the chicken bone LOL
bet you're cringing right now this moment... i knowwwwwwww!!! lol
im gonna go hit the bed now... zzz
here's a sample of it HAHA... warning! not for the faint-hearted... i guess it wudnt stop u from reading on anyway... hahahah
I Never Want To Leave You
Cuz I Like The Way You Do It To Me
How You Lick Down Low How You Put It On Me
Taste My Candy Rain Candy Cane
Drip Drop Good To The Last Drop Baby Talk To Me
Tell Me How It Feels Daddy Do You Like That?
You Like The Way My P*ssy Smell? You Got Me So Wet
D*ck Growin In My P*ssy And I Like That
When I Throw It Throw It Back
Catch My Rhythm Baby
Rock With Me Cum With Me Suck This P*ssy Baby
I Love What You Doin To Me Bout To Go Crazy
How You Suckin On My P*ssy Like A Chicken Bone
You Aint Never Going Home Cuz I Want You
And I Know My P*ssy Better Than Yo Bitch Too
And Imma Gonna Sure You Never Want To Go Home
Cuz Imma Blow On Yo D*ck Like A Saxophone
Now Come And Get It Here I Come
for more of that crap... click here
note the chicken bone LOL
bet you're cringing right now this moment... i knowwwwwwww!!! lol
im gonna go hit the bed now... zzz
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